ndab Ah Yes, Medical School: 100,000

Saturday, January 07, 2006


Marking perhaps the greatest understatement in internet publishing since the immortal "Hey, I think if we put porn on the internet a few people might buy it" thought posited by some wise pre-pubescent boy many years ago, I seriously cannot believe that I am approaching my 100,000th hit on this blog. Granted, much (OK, all) of the credit goes to the glorious folks at Blogger.com for making me a Blog of Note a while back and propelling my previously dreadful life as a medical student into a popular but still dreadful life as a medical student. Either way, I just wanted to thank you all for making it possible, for inspiring me to place myself in increasingly awkward situations, for forcing me to place my hands where they were never meant to go, for allowing me to shamelessly whore myself on the internet for all the ladies out there time and time again. I would also like to thank the good folks at SiteMeter, for without this handy tool I would not be able to find out how many hits I get, and, more importantly, I would not be able to figure out how so many of you find my site in the first place. Yes, I mean those of you who, after typing into Google search terms such as "turned on by gyno exam", "rectal fetish", and the always classic "anal porn doctor pics" (no joke on any of them...and yes, you can figure this out with the SiteMeter thing), were magically directed to my blog and stayed for approximately 0 seconds before turning your attention elsewhere...thank you for driving up my hit count.

As I embark on yet another rotation this Monday (Internal Medicine...that sound you hear is me crying), I hope that the coming six months will provide me with some enlightenment regarding a specialty, some clarity regarding my future, and, naturally, some hot Jewish girls (remember that part about me being shameless?). But, most importantly, I hope that during the next six months I am afforded the privilege to...umm...continue dissuading the impressionable young minds of the world from going into medicine. Seriously, I put a link to business school here for a reason, people.



Blogger M. said...

Youpla I'm first! (kill me)
Doesn't seem to be working, the dissuading thing.
Anyhow, congrats on the astounding number of hits, keep up the great work, I love reading it, (write in suck up comment of your choice here)!!!

3:18 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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3:19 PM  
Blogger GB, RN said...

Wow...I feel like I should get you a card or something.

Good luck in Internal Med...I'll get my roasting fork ready.

Let the fun and games begin!!

4:10 PM  
Blogger Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com said...

I wasn't going to post a comment yet because my plan was to just stalk your blog over the next few hours. I had the completely egotistical goal of becoming your 100,000 visitor.

That way, I'd have the privilege of saying, "You know that Fake Doctor guy? ... [insert dramatic pause] ... Yeah, I was his 100,000; he'll never forget me!" :) Oh, well. Someone else will have that privilege, but only *I* can say that I was your 99,898th. Was it good for you? ;)

4:24 PM  
Blogger MooseHP said...


Anyway I was 999,919 still 81 to go

5:07 PM  
Blogger Dustin said...

Good luck with the new rotation. I take it from the crying, Internal Medicine is not one of your top 3 choices for specilization. But I hope it is short and relatively painless for you, although I have much doubt about either of those being true. Good luck anyway.

Great site by the way. Love reading your insights. I check it everyday, just in case.

Dustin (radiography student)

5:33 PM  
Blogger Carina said...

Aw, come on. Internal medicine can't be that bad if my hubby likes it. He's pretty laid back and finds the constant change interesting.

Congrats on the popularity of your site. It's really good. :)

6:00 PM  
Blogger An Enlightened Fellow said...

I was 99,994.

7:44 PM  
Blogger lee said...

well call me daft but i'm thinking this constant reference to "hot jewish women" might in fact put a "nice" jewish girl off-fairly sure the 2 things are mutually exclusive-pretty sure they don't wish to be referred to as "hot".hehe.But hell,what would i know.Here's a thing-been meaning to mention this for a while-for the personal edification of all the women-blubbery matthew perry or regular?As if you'd tell if you were blubberguts variety of mp lookalike anyhow :) .

7:50 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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8:15 PM  
Blogger Margie the Pickle Princess said...

Man, I'm 100,015. I missed it by a mere 15, dammit! But seriously, I don't think that hot Jewish women would mind being called hot. I don't mind being called hot, but of course I'm not Jewish. But if you ever decided to try Gentile. . . :)

Keep up the good work, here's to another 100,000 hits!

8:22 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

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8:45 PM  
Blogger Ada said...

you're not dissuading me at all
if anything, i just want to go into med school *more* since i started reading your blog and others like it

thanks :)

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm glad i found you. :) you are hilarious. lucidkim

10:58 PM  
Blogger Luci-ism said...

geez dude, calm down....you sound as if you just won the OSCARS or something. ahah.


11:28 PM  
Blogger Suchie said...

My dad is an internist (used to be an ER doc, before & around the time i was born). granted, he kinda had to settle for it, living in the town we do. but let me tell ya, he is beloved by many people and gets cool gifts from them, so maybe it won't suck as much for you as some other specialities. just today, for example, we went to a town over 45 minutes away, and he was still approached by 3 different patients, who all greeted him enthusiastically. having said all this, i still don't plan on being an internist, but who knows what will happen?

12:04 AM  
Blogger Kyla said...

I think you should ask for a dollar for every hit. Then you'd have... a lot of money. (Hey, I'm not a math major - I'm studying molecular biology!)

5:58 AM  
Blogger Zosja said...

have you really not been in a relationship with a woman all this time since you started joking about meeting a single Jewish woman on this blog?

you might say: I'd like to leave it open

but please, I need a closure. we've all been waiting for you to finally meet somebody and WRITE ABOUT IT

6:46 AM  
Blogger Margie the Pickle Princess said...

Holy crap! I came back to see how the numbers looked now, and 215 people have hit your blog since last night! Yowza! You are heapa popular!

8:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice site dude...you seem to have a major female following here!

1:59 PM  
Blogger Erin Grey said...

congratulations! i make it a point to visit your blog at least once a week. i find very entertaining :D
im your 100,453th hit

4:39 PM  
Blogger DoctorEarly said...

My non-life has kept me miraculously busy and I have missed you lately! Glad to read that you have not lost your sense of humor!

To add to your culmination of who, where, and why readers, I found you via the blogs posted along the right margin of my own eblogger page. As I am pursuing a career in medicine (slowly but surely), the title alone made it "click worhty" to me. The best click of the mouse I had made in a long time, and counting!

6:00 PM  
Blogger Sarge said...

You rock. I am sooooooooooo glad there is someone else out there with a rectal fetish.

Er, um... so...

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're usually quite amusing but I must say it's getting quite pitiful, you going into medicine and you persuading others to go into business. I suppose that's the thing about going into something you love, eventually you wake up and you hate it. You're not even an actual doctor yet...quit complaining. Then again this is your blog and seeing how popular you are with all your hits maybe you've got something going for you.
-Zac S.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love you Fake Doctor! Thank you for inspiring me to goto business school! ;) -miss anonymous (once again aka snoopy girl aka..)

11:29 PM  
Blogger Alyssa said...

you're making me want to go into medicine... haha... well done on (almost) 100000 and not dying. huzzah!

3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg fake doctor - i just realized - don't be an OBGYN ok? becuase majority of women do not goto male obgyns, you won't have enough patients..

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dahling, you need to get over this Jewish-girl fetish and open your mind to Shiksa-appeal ... ;) ... now go check out my latest photos.

11:52 AM  
Blogger dr-exmedic said...

You can't ever dissuade someone from going into medicine--they have to dissuade themselves. The best you can hope for is keeping them from becoming an arrogant prick while they're there.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Anhoni Patel said...

good job fake doctor.

6:37 PM  
Blogger Erika said...

LOL...sitemeter is such a great tool, but you're right, it's kind of frightening sometimes.

6:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats! I wish I could get a few more hits on my blog.


7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Fake Doctor...how have I missed your site? I am all caught up and you are on my list of must reads! BTW I am an expert on pediatric urology from the MOM of PATIENT point of view....and I am the keeper of many hysterical stories from the PU clinic. My son's entire team is like part of the family. PLUS-- You have forgotten the BEST part! We would be able to refer to you as a PU! Seriously, we need more PUs.

4:49 PM  
Blogger Not this time said...

Business school? gag.

6:27 AM  
Blogger E said...

You remind me of JD from SCRUBS...and I'm pretty sure that's not a bad thing! (At least, I don't think it is...)

4:53 PM  
Blogger "Jet" said...

Congrats on your hit count!! You have a great site!

I have had some weird hits from my site... Mothers "doing" daughters... Freaking sick-o's!!

Cheers to another 100,000!!


9:18 PM  
Blogger ArleneWKW said...

I so much enjoy your blog.
Yaaaay for blogster for first pointing me to it. Triple yaaaaaaay for you keeping the chuckles and interesting stories coming.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Deb Sistrunk Nelson said...

You deserved being cited as a Blog of Note. You have a very creative site, and I am bookmarking you. Best wishes as you continue to move forward.

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