ndab Ah Yes, Medical School: Apologies

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Apologies

I would just like to formally apologize to the devoted who have been faithfully refreshing my blog every minute for the past two weeks, those of you who have been desperately anticipating a new post with which to pass the time, all to remind yourself that at least someone out there is more miserable than you. Alas, I am currently being mercilessly beaten with reflex hammers by a set of exceedingly cruel neurologists who have made it their goal to ensure that the last three weeks of my third year are undoubtedly the most painful, boring, slow, time consuming, humorless, and mind-numbing weeks I have experienced in my entire life, sapping any and all energy I might have when I return to my apartment (at a gloriously late hour) and barring me from being the normally witty, composed, and ridiculously attractive writer that I am. I wish I could say more, but they are threatening to shove a tuning fork up my...oh no...here they come agai-

Tuning forks...are...so...cold.

I promise that as soon as I have extracted the tuning fork from my rectum, I will have something more substantial to say...in the meantime, does anyone have any pliers handy?

17 Comments:

Blogger Margie the Pickle Princess said...

Here's some pliers. Glad to be of service. And. . .ummm. . .why are neurologists torturing you?

9:59 PM  
Blogger The Angry Frenchie said...

Heh, reminds me of physio lab today where we had to do various reflex tests to demonstrate some properties of the neurological system...

Neurology just doesn't seem all that interesting to me. Does it at least beat psychiatry?

10:30 PM  
Blogger Kyla said...

Sorry that life sucks right now! Hope it gets better soon. Use those pliers that Margie gave you...

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no excuses! Must Have POSTINGS!!!

or not, whatevs.

12:08 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

yes, seriously needed some humor lately, but all is forgiven ;-)
hang in there!

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Celeste said...

In my universe, a neurologist and neurosurgeon saved the day. I got pudendal nerve entrapment as a result of vaginal birth. There was no help forthcoming from the organ-based uro's and gyno's out there.

You don't even want to know all the places I got stuck for nerve testing. :eek:

11:52 AM  
Blogger Squeaky Dear said...

Apology accepted.

Sounds like you're having a jolly good time.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neurology boring? Just the tuning forks. Now if you'll just tilt your head a bit more to the right so we can drip the ice water into your ear...hmmm

6:13 PM  
Anonymous bottled said...

haha. Take your time, Fake Doctor. Yes, tuning forks feel cold. :D

8:57 AM  
Blogger GP said...

Neurology is boring indeed - Especially after a psychiatry posting ... ;-D

9:11 AM  
Blogger genderist said...

I think you should make a three-week paper chain...

12:03 PM  
Blogger Iheartprettyteeth said...

Your blog cracks me up!!!! I know how bad dental school was, its good to know they make you "real doctors" jump through some hoops too!!! Keep jumping! It will end, I promise, then in a few years you'll actually be a bit nostalgic about it!!

5:45 PM  
Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

Babes, no need for pliers. Men can usually extract anything from their rectums using their own bare hands and just a tad bit of lubricant.

Um ... I mean ... not that I would know anything about any of that ... I've never shoved anything in any man's ass ... nor extracted anything ... wait a minute ... I'll just be quiet now ...

6:45 PM  
Blogger Regina said...

Whatever... We know the real reason you haven't been posting: you've discovered jdate.com.

=)

8:55 PM  
Blogger ArizonaDB said...

hmmm, what an odd choice, a tuning fork. I would think a hemastat would work just as well and be much more close at hand. But to each his own.

Hope you survive the tuning fork insertions to some day write again. We'll be waiting.

Dustin
Desert Imaging
http://azx-raytechstudent2.blogspot.com

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